EVIL BEAVER *REVIEW*
EVIL BEAVER...LICK IT
1. The Footmacist
2. Enter Beaver
3. Cherry Master
4. Superbird
5. Our Garden
6. Muff Control Unit
7. Chockin The Pearl
8. Macho Man
9. Year Of The Cookie
10. The Ballad Of Sandy D. Martino I
11. The Ballad Of Sandy D. Martino II
12. Cracked Ass
13. Burnin' Beaver Blues
Chics KICK ASS!!!
And These Two Kick ASS DOUBLE TIME!!!
With The First Notes Of LICK IT You Think They're Gonna Be Mellow And Easy BUT FUCK NO!!!!
Kicking Into Heavily Distorted Bass And Scratchy L7-Esque Vocals The Girls Of EVIL Beaver Are Here To Let You Know Who's You're Daddy!
With Tracks Like THE FOOTMACIST And ENTER BEAVER We Sway From Melodic Bass Lines (No Guitar To Be Found On This Album...GENIUS) To Metal Riffs And Screaming Vocals Leaning More Towards BLACK SABBATH At Times Than Any RIOT GRRRLLL Band!
The Vocal Power Is shown Off A Little More In Complex Tracks Like CHERRY MASTER, As Powerful As GODSMACK And SLIPKNOT But With An Edge They Can't Even Understand!
A Softer Side Can Be Heard On SUPERBIRD And OUR GARDEN (Not Too Soft At Times) Once Again I Use The Term Melodic! The Vocals Are A Little More Pretty On This One (A Lot Like Later L7)!
Hook Ridden And Catchy As Hell MUFF CONTROL UNIT Drags You Around Like Any JELLO BIAFRA Track Would!
Leaning A Little Towards SMASHING PUMPKINS We Have The Next Track CHOKIN THE PEARL, This One Has Some Great Guitar Work (No Wait!! Ha Ha)!
MACHO MAN Is Not A Cover Song! Just Another Kick Ass EVIL BEAVER Original!!
YEAR OF THE COOKIE
Hungry Ya Think?
This Is Another Soft One, Makes Me Think Of BLIND MELON or JANES ADDICTION
Very PERRY FERREL Vocals!
And Don't Feel Bad If You Don't Understand The Next Two! Just Enjoy Them!
After The Two Part Melodrama We Have CRACKED ASS
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Take It For What It's Worth! Ha Ha!
I Love The Last Track! Very Funny!
BURNIN BEAVER BLUES
I Love This Group! Just Two Hot Little Ladies Banging Away On Thier Bass And Drum!
Very Clever, Very Unique! Very Good!
Heavy As Shit And Just As Intense!
Don't Get Me Wrong This Isn't HARD CORE METAL But This IS Some Heavy Shit!
Also Check Out Their CHRISTMAS CD! Some Great Cover Songs Including WAR PIGS (Black Sabbath)
*to be reviewed by the dead puppy*
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